The boom in oil prices has brought unprecedented wealth to the Arab States and Singapore has done well to court the increasingly lucrative Muslim dollar by having Halal-everything. Now how about making a little adjustment to our humble latrines too?
A Muslim tourist arriving in Singapore would be spoilt for choice. And no, we’re not talking about Halal food.
Look around you today and you will be hard-pressed not to spot scores of Halal products all over the shelves. Incidentally, food items are not the only ones taking up the ominous green label. Today, Halal Chinese medicine, Halal ointment and even Halal ice can be found in your friendly neighbourhood supermarket. Hilariously, there is also a manufacturer right here in Singapore selling Halal-certified carbon dioxide.
But products are not the only ones jumping onboard the Halal bandwagon. Services too have realised the value of catering to the rising affluence of the Muslim market. Renowned hotel chains like the Grand Hyatt now have exclusive Halal kitchens and restaurants. Other established hotels are also retrofitting the ceilings of their so called “Muslim-friendly” rooms with the Kiblah direction pointer - a marker that points in the direction of Mecca to facilitate Muslims who would like to do their prayers in the room.
Commercial and Government entities in Singapore have gone much the extra mile indeed. But while a lot has been done to appease the Muslim platter, a crucial necessity has yet been addressed-our humble toilets.
Cleanliness is a major part of a Muslim’s faith. Islam, being a way of life, prescribes in detail the level of hygiene expected out of every Muslim. This includes the compulsory use of water for purification purposes.
Unfortunately most of our public toilets, including the ones with high tourist densities, would only have a roll of toilet paper as its sole hygiene amenity. For Muslims, this signifies an insufficient mode of purification. On top of the daily roll, water is central to the Muslim concept of hygiene even if it’s only for “small” business – to borrow a local lingo.
This is a concept that may still be alien to the majority of building operators here. But while we continue to be indifferent to these seemingly trivial needs, the lucrative Muslim dollar may be giving us a slip. I personally know of an online Muslim friend who has chosen Malaysia over Singapore for his honeymoon destination due to “concerns over prayer and sanitary facilities in public areas”.
In aspiring to be a major tourist destination, hotels, airports and tourist hotspots here should consider enhancing their sanitary facilities to match that of a truly international standard.
When I was at the airports in London and Los Angeles, I was pleasantly surprised to learn that not only do the lavatories there have amenities such as running water in every cubicle; they also provide a clearly-marked ablution area for Muslims who would like to perform the obligatory cleaning before praying. Even the urinals have a running tap each for hygiene purposes. Incidentally, adjustments like these would also help to improve our local men’s standard of hygiene, most whom would usually just zip up after performing their deed at the urinals!
Singapore has done well to make itself a choice tourist destination to people from all over the world. But it cannot truly call itself a global city if the state’s latrines are inimical towards a quarter of the world’s population.
Sunday, May 11, 2008
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"Incidentally, adjustments like these would also help to improve our local men’s standard of hygiene, most whom would usually just zip up after performing their deed at the urinals!"
ReplyDeleteHaha! Good one. I've never understood guys who do not wash their things after they urinate. It's just so gross.
And to think that their wives/gf dun mind it either totally freaks me out. Especially when their getting their "good time" in the park etc (if u know what i mean).
my wife minds.
ReplyDeletei didn't really realize how gross i was until she explained to me the science behind keeping the uh, magic wand clean all the time.
Halal Toilets!?
ReplyDeleteHaha..bro bro.. almost fell of my chair. Trust you to come up with such a term as halal toilet.
But yeah, I've always wanted to take a swipe at these filthy China men who never clean their instruments after taking a leak. Just zip up after urinating like nothing happened. Disgusting man.
while we're at it, why don't someone come up with a device that forces people to SIT on the toilet bowl instead of squatting on it like they're supposed to.
ReplyDeletethese Neanderthals leave their shoeprints behind and make it dirty for the next guy.
there have also been instances where when they squat on a toilet bowl, that they'd misaim and their crap ends up on the seat.
ok, THAT is uncalled for and downright inconsiderate, never mind unhygienic.
This is brilliant!
ReplyDeleteAmazing how this topic is discussed with such intelligent humour.*thumbs up!*
Baba Ali did a good job with his video 'The Pursuit of Cleanliness' too.
why shld the muslims be given special privileges? how bt christian or buddhist toilets then.. -.- the list goes on and on.
ReplyDeleteif u tink there is a need to change things for muslim, just get lost and go over to malaysia and rot.
ReplyDeleteTo anonymous 8:22 PM
ReplyDeleteRelax the author is joking about this halal toilet.
If he's series then he should be migrating to Malaysia.
I was informed that the process of watering the penis after urinating is called voodoo, is it?
ReplyDeleteLike Judism and Christianity, Islam predates modernisation.
ReplyDeleteMuslims originated from and still predominates the Middle East which is basically desert lands i.e. where water is an absolute scare commodity, then (at large) and now (outside the cities). And not forgetting the followers of Islam number millions upon millions.
"This includes the compulsory use of water for purification purposes."
Is it true that sand was/is used in place of water when given its absence?
Firstly, it amazes me how some people, whose ancestors have arrived here from you-know-where-that-filthy-land, are telling the native people of Singapura, to “go back to Malaysia”. It seems to be the most common argument that these people always have whenver a malay makes them unhappy. Do they seem to realise where they come from in the first place?
ReplyDeleteAnyways, they are known to be very unhygienic. Their men are unhygienic. That’s why an article written by Ridzwan like these, must have stung them to embarrassment thus making such comments like washing the penis after urination is “voodoo”. Man you guys are pathetic. You are so unhygienic, zipping up your pants after urinating, yet when someone washes his penis after urinating; you call him voodoo and asks him to go to Malaysia. No wonder foreign races prefer our penises. Cos your dicks are just not “flavour of the month” among your women. Wake up and look at your hygiene before making fun of other peoples race or religious practise.
"... thus making such comments like washing the penis after urination is “voodoo”."
ReplyDeleteMy humble apologies. Didn't mean any malice.
In fact, I heard of the term a long time ago that sounded such.
Anyway, I've searched the Islamic website and found -
(5) Touching the Penis
70. Busrah (radhiAllaahu 'anhaa) said: Rasoolullah (sallallaahu 'alaihi wa sallam) said If one of you touches his penis then let him make wudoo. [At-Tirmidhee (1/18) who said it is hasan saheeh. And also declared as Saheeh by Ahmad, al-Bukhaaree and Ibn Ma'een (Lum'aat ut-Tanqeeh Sharh Mishkaat ul Masaabeeh, no.319). Others also narrate it as authentic].
Regards.
it's just a simple misunderstanding. "wudoo" is not to be confused with "voodoo".
ReplyDelete"wudoo" only sounds like "voodoo" when you pronounce it in german ;)
Very interesting article indeed, maybe before the Tourists come into Sg, they may like to wait for a 'halal' aircraft company to build 'halal' airlines to fly them in.
ReplyDeletepatriot.
halal toilet? ....hahaha....what would ridzwan think of next?
ReplyDeletehalal air, halal shoes, halal water